F'ed up blog

Dunno what happened but the blog is kinda shitty now so i'm making a new one, same koncept and name just, new.

Hope too se you there, also my friend Sebastian dropped out so it's only me.

What's a dumbass ?

I was wondering what is the definition of a dumbass.
And I found it.


Dumbass :
- a stupid person; these words are used to express a low opinion of someone's intelligence
blockhead, bonehead, dunce, dunderhead, fuckhead, hammerhead, knucklehead, loggerhead, lunkhead, muttonhead, numskull, shithead
dolt, dullard, pillock, poor fish, pudden-head, pudding head, stupe, stupid, stupid person - a person who is not very bright; "The economy, dumbass!"
And "shoulder cookie eating freak"

Creepy pasta

Hey asses, so i stumbled over some great creepy pastas yesterday and it got me thinking, 'cause i used to love reading creepy pastas, all the time.
I just had to do a blog on it!
For the guys who doesn't know what a creepy pasta is here an explination :
Creepypasta is a form of "Copypaste" and are short scary/horror stories that are regularly posted on message boards or sent via email intended to scare the reader.
Some are completely made up where as others are derived from old Urban legends.


Some creepy pastas are great if you need to stay awake for a whole night ( gues why ).
And i think it's really kinda interesting some times, 'cause you can't really always figure out if it's fact or fiction.
Sometimes some creepy pastas will end with this little story ;

"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

If you see that short story beneath any creepy pasta you can be about 100% it is all made up.
Here are two of my favorite creepy pastas, read on your own risk :b ( and try guessing if it is 4real )

Bad dream

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."

You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

Here's the next :

The clown

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the clown statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an clown statue."

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No clown statue was ever found.

How you like those? :)
These are links to some of the best creepy pasta sites.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Creepypasta
http://www.creepypasta.com/
http://www.microhorror.com/microhorror/

( share the blog guys ! )

-Daniel

Ancles of a Dumbass

Hey asses, the title describes what i am going to write about pretty well.
So you guys probably didn't know that i am a basketball player ( very enthusiastic ) i love the game and i use alot of my time practising it, but the thing is i have these dumbass ancles, or as we would refer to them in "basketball language", "weak ancles" today i sprained my right ancle for the second time since the vacation, and it ended 10 days ago, so it sucks so very hard!
It is actually not that good to have sprained ancle(s) when you want to be practising 5 times a week, so i've found out.
The last 3 months i have probably sprained each my ancles about 3-4 times.
I do all sorts of special training for the ancles, but i still keep spraining them....
I am probably going to buy some "ancle braces" heard that would help!
I sure hope that something soon changes 'cause i am pretty sure spraining my ancles this often is not healthy at all :b
So yeah i have what i would call "ancles of a dumbass"
Do you guys have any suggestions on what could help ?
Hope to be up and running again soon!

- Daniel

Indie rock etc.

Hey asses!

Ever heard of a music genre called "indie rock" ?
I discovered this really awesome genre about a year ago and it blew me away ( i really love it ).
There are so many different great almost totally unknown artists, and mostly all are really great!
Indie rock i a sub-genre of the common "alternative rock" and it originates from the 80s.
But it has sooo many sub-genres to it here are a couple of them : post-rock, noice rock, indie pop, sadcore and so on.
It's also kinda weird at times, but that just makes it so much cooler 'cause it so different.
Here are some of my  favorite bands with some of my favorite songs!
Hope you guys like it.

See you !
-Daniel

Looveeee trolls!!!

Do you know this guy ?

It is the "trololo" man, one of this planets most talented singers, but i don't think he has got the credit he deserves so let's make him famouse little asses, share this picture and this link
------>http://youtu.be/iwGFalTRHDA
See the movie and i promise you will get amazed, or maybe just laugh :)
Anyway he is awesome!
See you asses!

-Daniel

Good ol' Captain Haddock!

hey asses.
So I've found my old tintin collection, and I've began to read a bit in them, just for
some good 'ol nostalgia. And it've come to my attention, that our good ol'
captain Haddock, has a rather filthy mouth. I've found a list of all his curse words
just listen:

Pirates!
Doryphores!
Gobbledygooks!
Filibusters!
Slubberdegullions!
Patagonians!
Vampires!
Sycophant!
Kleptomaniacs!
Egoists!
Tramps!
Monopolizers!
Pockmarks!
Belemnite!
Crooks!
Miserable earthworms!
Coconuts!
Harlequin!
Parasites!
Macrocephalic baboon!
Brutes!
Guano gatherer!
Pachyrhizus!
Toads!
Gyroscope!
Bougainvillea!
Bloodsuckers!
Nincompoop!
Shipwreckers!
Cyclone!
Gallows-fodder!
Politician!
Baboon!
Torturers!
Fuzzy-wuzzy!
Blackbird!
Mountebanks!
Cannibal!
Duck-billed platypus!
Black-beetles!
Rhizopods!
Ruffian!
Vermicellis!
Lily-livered bandicoots!
Rats!
Logarithm!
Cro-Magnon!
Freshwater swabs!
Beasts!
Bully!
Anthropophagus!
Pithecanthropuses!
Savages!
Gangsters!
Wreckers!
Vandal!
Carpet-sellers!
Numbskulls!
Gang of thieves!
Slave-trader!
Picaroons!
Visigoths!
Toffee-noses!
Anacoluthons!
Hydrocarbon!
Technocrat!
Buccaneer!
Traitors!
Caterpillars!
Odd-toed ungulate!
Woodlice!
Polynesian!
Swine!
Blackguards!
Vegetarian!
Dizzards!
Fancy-dress freebooters!
Centipede!
Sea-lice!
Ectoplasm!
Fat faces!
Artichokes!
Troglodytes!
Turncoats!
Bashi-bazouks!
Olympic Athlete!
Ectoplasmic Byproduct!
Balkan Beetle!
Two-timing Tartar Twisters!
Terrapins!
Breathalyser!
Profiteers!
Abecedarians!
Vulture!
Pyrographers!
Phylloxera!
Dogs!
Hooligans!
Steamrollers!
Body-snatcher!
Ostrogoth!
Brigand!
Heretic!
Blackamoor!
Anthracite!
Black marketeers!
Ophicleides!
Dynamiter!
Pickled herrings!
Gibbering ghost!
Corsair!
Moujiks!
Bootlegger!
Gogglers!
Villain!
Aborigine!
Bagpipers!
Crab-apples!
Goosecaps!
Aztecs!
Paranoiac!
Twister!
Vagabonds!
Sea-gherkins!
Road-hogs!
Hi-jackers!
Zapotecs!
Cercopithecus!
Psychopath!
Nest of rattlesnakes!
Jellied-eel!
Liquorice!
Coelacanth!
Invertebrate!
Nyctalops!
Mameluke!
Dipsomaniac!
Diplodocus!
Cowards!
Megalomaniac!
Highwayman!
Autocrats!
Bandit!
Nitwits!
Polygraphs!
Iconoclast!
Orangoutang!
Squawking popinjay! *
Prattling porpoise! *
Scoffing braggart! *
Murderers! **
Rotten sand-hoppers! **

Yeah, i was supprised too.
See you asses!
-Rauwz/Sebastian