Good ol' Captain Haddock!

hey asses.
So I've found my old tintin collection, and I've began to read a bit in them, just for
some good 'ol nostalgia. And it've come to my attention, that our good ol'
captain Haddock, has a rather filthy mouth. I've found a list of all his curse words
just listen:

Pirates!
Doryphores!
Gobbledygooks!
Filibusters!
Slubberdegullions!
Patagonians!
Vampires!
Sycophant!
Kleptomaniacs!
Egoists!
Tramps!
Monopolizers!
Pockmarks!
Belemnite!
Crooks!
Miserable earthworms!
Coconuts!
Harlequin!
Parasites!
Macrocephalic baboon!
Brutes!
Guano gatherer!
Pachyrhizus!
Toads!
Gyroscope!
Bougainvillea!
Bloodsuckers!
Nincompoop!
Shipwreckers!
Cyclone!
Gallows-fodder!
Politician!
Baboon!
Torturers!
Fuzzy-wuzzy!
Blackbird!
Mountebanks!
Cannibal!
Duck-billed platypus!
Black-beetles!
Rhizopods!
Ruffian!
Vermicellis!
Lily-livered bandicoots!
Rats!
Logarithm!
Cro-Magnon!
Freshwater swabs!
Beasts!
Bully!
Anthropophagus!
Pithecanthropuses!
Savages!
Gangsters!
Wreckers!
Vandal!
Carpet-sellers!
Numbskulls!
Gang of thieves!
Slave-trader!
Picaroons!
Visigoths!
Toffee-noses!
Anacoluthons!
Hydrocarbon!
Technocrat!
Buccaneer!
Traitors!
Caterpillars!
Odd-toed ungulate!
Woodlice!
Polynesian!
Swine!
Blackguards!
Vegetarian!
Dizzards!
Fancy-dress freebooters!
Centipede!
Sea-lice!
Ectoplasm!
Fat faces!
Artichokes!
Troglodytes!
Turncoats!
Bashi-bazouks!
Olympic Athlete!
Ectoplasmic Byproduct!
Balkan Beetle!
Two-timing Tartar Twisters!
Terrapins!
Breathalyser!
Profiteers!
Abecedarians!
Vulture!
Pyrographers!
Phylloxera!
Dogs!
Hooligans!
Steamrollers!
Body-snatcher!
Ostrogoth!
Brigand!
Heretic!
Blackamoor!
Anthracite!
Black marketeers!
Ophicleides!
Dynamiter!
Pickled herrings!
Gibbering ghost!
Corsair!
Moujiks!
Bootlegger!
Gogglers!
Villain!
Aborigine!
Bagpipers!
Crab-apples!
Goosecaps!
Aztecs!
Paranoiac!
Twister!
Vagabonds!
Sea-gherkins!
Road-hogs!
Hi-jackers!
Zapotecs!
Cercopithecus!
Psychopath!
Nest of rattlesnakes!
Jellied-eel!
Liquorice!
Coelacanth!
Invertebrate!
Nyctalops!
Mameluke!
Dipsomaniac!
Diplodocus!
Cowards!
Megalomaniac!
Highwayman!
Autocrats!
Bandit!
Nitwits!
Polygraphs!
Iconoclast!
Orangoutang!
Squawking popinjay! *
Prattling porpoise! *
Scoffing braggart! *
Murderers! **
Rotten sand-hoppers! **

Yeah, i was supprised too.
See you asses!
-Rauwz/Sebastian